Two Wrongs Make it Even

So that thunderstorm isn’t getting here in the next hour and I’m tired as hell. Maybe I’ll wake up during it and watch. I really want to watch it. We’re gonna get a good part of it.

I am not a fan of Elvis. There is some show on the TV that dad left on while he’s sleeping in his chair and not watching and.. uhhhh. I really just don’t like Elvis.

He’s singing some song about winning a girl. Guess what? Girls aren’t prizes to be won. And that wheel of fortune thing is stupid.

YES YES YES YES YES I’M SURE THIS ONE IS GONNA HIT ME!!
Right after my family finished putting the siding on the garage too. That’s good. No tornadoes though. Not after all that work they did. My uncle worked on that garage from 7am til 12am today. That is a long ass day.

YES YES YES YES YES I’M SURE THIS ONE IS GONNA HIT ME!!

Right after my family finished putting the siding on the garage too. That’s good. No tornadoes though. Not after all that work they did. My uncle worked on that garage from 7am til 12am today. That is a long ass day.

So my uncle is working on our garage and it looks really nice. I’m going to post pictures of it when its done. Wow. It really looks nice.

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

frigginwinchesters:

shoutout to all the asexuals who stand strong in their sexuality even though the media tells us everyday that sex is one of the most important aspects of being human

secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too

secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too